Imagine yourself at a dance party. You notice someone who is catching your eye across the hall. The music is pumping, your palms are sweaty and you’re ready to move. What? But wait! There’s no need to worry. I can provide you with some w rizz pick up lines that will melt the ice more quickly than a snow polar bear.
“Are you a magician? When I look at your face, you disappear. Classic! This line could even come with crackers. It’s true that sometimes, cheesy lines work. The key is to deliver it confidently with a twinkle.
Imagine that you are sitting in a cozy coffee shop. It’s cute to see a person reading. It’s the perfect set-up for this little gem: “Does your friend have a nickname or do you want to be called mine?” The question is playful and smooth enough to give you creative credit. You’ll get more points for creativity if you ask this question instead of asking the current weather.
How about using food to create a conversation? This one is for pizza lovers: “If your were a cheese topping, then you would have extra because you are special.” You’ll find it endearing and silly. Anyone who loves being compared to delicious food will love this.
Don’t forget that timeless classic “Does anyone have Wi Fi?” This is because I sense a connection. This is perfect for the tech-savvy and anyone who has struggled to buffer videos.
Google is another example of a techie. It’s because you have the answer to everything that I’ve looked for.” You may think it is corny, however it will make people smile and even laugh.
Wordplay is a great way to add some spice. How about “Is Chapstick”? Because you’re da balm!” Pun-tastic, it shows off your clever side without being too obvious.
You can use this question when feeling bold. “Do you think in love at the first sight, or should I go back and look again?” You can be bold but still have fun.
Did you know that you can impress people with your knowledge of astronomy? You can try this one out: “Are there any airports nearby?” You’re making my heart take off. Even though it may have more to do with aviation than astronomy–this one will still get attention!
The following is an effective, yet simple phrase: “Excuse my, but I believe you have dropped something –my jaw.” Keep it short and sweet, while still leaving space for a little humor.
We’ll mix humor with flattery. While it might sound grandiose to go big, when you get it right sometimes doing so can work out.
Any classic literature fans in the house? Shakespeare can be quoted (sort of). “You’ve been on my mind for the whole day.
It’s okay to use physical comedy when you don’t have the words. But it can be dangerous, so you should only try this if you are confident you will not hurt yourself.
Last but not least, the best rizz-lines are those that make THEM and YOU feel loved & valued; authenticity trumps all else.
If you are nervous before meeting a new person, take a deep breath and remember this list of funny phrases. You will be able to approach them with more confidence.